So, tonight I decided to play a little prank. Actually (ironically enough) I chose the above 12-year-old cousin-in-law as the recipient of my prank. He came into the house the other night and left a nice pile of mud right inside the door and a little more a step or two away from the door. We confronted him about it the next morning and he responded with something like, "What? My shoes were muddy from planting the trees." So, tonight I finally cleaned it up. As I cleaned, I thought about this cousin of mine and thought... "He's 12. His mother has taught him to clean up after himself (and I know she has). Why am I doing this?" So, I decided to type up a bill of services for him. I'll be sending it to him tomorrow in a legal sized envelope with his name and address typed on the front. This is what it says:
2-21-2008
To: Name has been blocked to protect the not-so-innocent
At:
ATTENTION: BILL OF SERVICES
From Lilly and
There is an unpaid balance due on your account. This payment is due upon receipt of this document. Below is a summary of the services rendered by Lilly and Co. Maid Services and the charges accrued for these services. Please remit payment to the basement offices at:
We will accept payment in the form of cash, Visa, MasterCard, Discover, American Express, or a personal check (please make checks payable to Crystal Lilly).
Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter. If you have already sent payment, we thank you and look forward to serving you in the future.
Thank You,
Collections Department at Lilly and
Service Summary
| Service | Charge |
| Removal of large deposit of mud inside the entrance to the kitchen. (Admittedly from your muddy shoes) | $10.00 |
| Disposal Fee | $2.50 |
| Flat Service Charge | $5.00 |
| Total Bill | $17.50 |
I hope he enjoys his mail, and even though it's just a joke, maybe it will help him think about being a little more responsible while I contemplate loosening up a little.


7 comments:
That's awesome! ha ha! And I don't think you are too grown up :)
Nice! I want to know what he says when he gets it.:)
Is he Russian or American?
I'm guessing Russian :)
That is a clever way to get a point across. I'm sorry I didn't see you while we were there.
Perfect! I am trying to do this type of thing with my messy siblings....I like the bill idea!
Too funny! You are so clever and I have no idea why he would think you are too serious...you're a fun girl!
Wow Crystal, that doesn't look like loosening up from a 12 year old perspective! Unless he has some understanding of adult humor... it looks like you are being even stricter and more up tight about things!
I hope it turned out okay for you both, and you had some laughs together.
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